So Ninja has the frame of mind of "better out than in" and keeps a bottle around to spit in. Not always so elegant, but, whatever. He's a man of his own breed. This morning we were sitting at his computer and he did his business. I noticed he'd stuffed an apple core inside it. Okay, so he can't be bothered to use a proper trash bin, either, oookay.
My mind wandered around to science and spontaneous creation.
"I wonder what kind of orgasms are growing in that thing," I wondered aloud.
He snickered. "Freudian slip! You said orgasms! Hahahaha!"
I couldn't even say anything in return.
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"Well, why don't you slip it in an give me one." Would've been a good retort,
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