Magnum Man

So, like many men, Ninja seems to be iffy about the size of his manhood. Like most well-educated women, I know it's less pure size-factor and more talent of wielding the thing, but my opinion and obvious satisfaction amounts for nothing - he still is hung (hah!) on the fact that he thinks his cock is small.

Anyone who's done a lick of research knows the average length is 5-something inches, and also that the sensitive length of the vagina is about the same. So, really, don't blame it on your size, guys. According to statistics, you just need to know how to fuck.

Despite this, the fact remains that Ninja has a pretty big cock. Like, the first time I saw it, stepping into his shower a wee little virgin who'd only just first experienced some heavy groping, I was like "oh shit" inside. I've had him measure it before - I forget the exact numeral, but 7-something in length. And thick. Perfectly proportioned. I think I should measure it myself some time. Mmm.

Now, a tidbit of information that will make many call for me to burn in hell for the rest of eternity. Ninja and I have never used condoms. I've been on the pill since I was 16, and he knew this before he took my virginity. Me being a virgin meant STI's were a miniscuel risk, and he knew himself to be clean, and laying in bed beneath him, naked, horny, anticipating, and nervous all to hell, I trusted him without a rubber. We were just very lucky to not have a problem. This goes without saying... DON'T NOT USE CONDOMS WITH NEW PARTNERS. Don't follow my example, k?

Anyway, the reason we didn't use condoms, ever, was because he said he didn't like them. They weren't comfortable. Etc., etc. So we took a leap of faith (thankfully I've always been relatively religious with my pill-taking time) and the rest is history.

He's requested anal sex, and I'm more than happy to oblige, but I don't want to do it without the safety of a condom. No condoms have been bought, no buttsex has ensued.

Well, two nights ago we were cuddling in my bed and he told me a story. He said that he was at the friendly local campus store and decided to conduct an experiment. His roommate Architect uses magnums, and Ninja always jokingly (?) claimed that's why his girlfriend must like him so much. Blah blah, big cock myth. Eyeroll.

Well, said experiment involved Ninja purchasing some magnums and trying them on. VOILA, GUYS. He told me, "They are soooo much better than normal condoms!" I cracked up for a couple minutes there. I knew it! Condoms couldn't be that much of a hardship - so many people rely on them. Secondly, POINT PROVEN. YES, Ninja, you DO have a huge cock. And lucky for me, you know how to use it.

So, there we go. Lets have anal now, k? Just take it slow.