A few days ago I woke up late. 8:30 is nice, 9:00 is typical, but that morning it wasn't 'til my alarm woke me at 10:15. I crawled out of bed, wrapped a fleece blanket around me, and asked Ninja if he wanted to know why I hadn't gotten up 'til then.
"You were masturbating?" he asked, and I was appalled. I have never told him when I'd masturbated recently. "No, I'd never say that!"
He was out of guesses.
Well, you see, the jerk was in my dreams, and we kept trying to have sex in all sorts of instances and circumstances. But for one reason or another, it never panned out! So finally my dream-self made me-self wake up and get on with the day. Not the best way to wake up...
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