Ready, Set, Go!

I've been hanging out with Ninja in ample amounts - that's always a lovely thing. Watching ...tv*... and movies and snuggling and doing work. Staying at his place, mostly, which is also fine by me.

While his pick-up lines could use a bit of polishing sometimes ("Are you period-ing?"), just being near him makes me infinitely happy and, consequently, aroused.

I was damn near asleep last night, he was laying beside me watching tv* when I felt him rest himself on my back and begin to touch me. He wrapped his arms around my neck, breathing into my shoulder, and slowly worked his cock inside me. I was awake enough by then to let out a moan, feeling his balls between my thighs. No joke, I love that. He chuckled into my neck, "You love me," and my pussy squelched with his movements. I got so wet.

Any time, day or night, whether I'm conscious or not, my body is ready for him.

I noticed, though, that ever since he's changed his desktop wallpaper to some chick with tattoos, that I've been getting a lot more sex. Like, twice each meeting. At least. Dream come true, holy shit.

Maybe that means I need to start getting my tattoos.

HEATHEN!

"Hey mom, so, just for future reference, Ninja would like to come back some time to see his old friends... would he be able to stay with me? [quieter] ...in my room?"

(Mother sighs) "I went through this with your brother. He is more than welcome to stay in the house, but he'll have to sleep on the couch."

(I cringe) "...you know we're moving in together..."

"I know you are, but it's my morals and my house. I don't want you in the same bed, I don't want it in my house."

"What, you don't trust us?" I mean, I guess I could try to not have sex in the house... ohyeahright

"It's not that I don't trust you, but you're not married and it's my morals. If you want a night together, you can rent a motel."

Morals? My mom's morals? Since when did she get religious? And I really love that she said she didn't want "it" in her house. Like it's a curse or drugs or something.

I'm glad I never really experienced her sex-negative views while I was growing up. We just never talked about sex (I've still never had The Talk with my parents) and I started masturbating early enough to grow a healthy affection for it behind her back. I'd hate to be so wigged out by the thought of people sleeping together.

It's not like we can't have sex during the day, anyway. FOR SPITE. SPITE SPITE SPITE.

Days like this I wonder how I ever got conceived.

Magnum Man

So, like many men, Ninja seems to be iffy about the size of his manhood. Like most well-educated women, I know it's less pure size-factor and more talent of wielding the thing, but my opinion and obvious satisfaction amounts for nothing - he still is hung (hah!) on the fact that he thinks his cock is small.

Anyone who's done a lick of research knows the average length is 5-something inches, and also that the sensitive length of the vagina is about the same. So, really, don't blame it on your size, guys. According to statistics, you just need to know how to fuck.

Despite this, the fact remains that Ninja has a pretty big cock. Like, the first time I saw it, stepping into his shower a wee little virgin who'd only just first experienced some heavy groping, I was like "oh shit" inside. I've had him measure it before - I forget the exact numeral, but 7-something in length. And thick. Perfectly proportioned. I think I should measure it myself some time. Mmm.

Now, a tidbit of information that will make many call for me to burn in hell for the rest of eternity. Ninja and I have never used condoms. I've been on the pill since I was 16, and he knew this before he took my virginity. Me being a virgin meant STI's were a miniscuel risk, and he knew himself to be clean, and laying in bed beneath him, naked, horny, anticipating, and nervous all to hell, I trusted him without a rubber. We were just very lucky to not have a problem. This goes without saying... DON'T NOT USE CONDOMS WITH NEW PARTNERS. Don't follow my example, k?

Anyway, the reason we didn't use condoms, ever, was because he said he didn't like them. They weren't comfortable. Etc., etc. So we took a leap of faith (thankfully I've always been relatively religious with my pill-taking time) and the rest is history.

He's requested anal sex, and I'm more than happy to oblige, but I don't want to do it without the safety of a condom. No condoms have been bought, no buttsex has ensued.

Well, two nights ago we were cuddling in my bed and he told me a story. He said that he was at the friendly local campus store and decided to conduct an experiment. His roommate Architect uses magnums, and Ninja always jokingly (?) claimed that's why his girlfriend must like him so much. Blah blah, big cock myth. Eyeroll.

Well, said experiment involved Ninja purchasing some magnums and trying them on. VOILA, GUYS. He told me, "They are soooo much better than normal condoms!" I cracked up for a couple minutes there. I knew it! Condoms couldn't be that much of a hardship - so many people rely on them. Secondly, POINT PROVEN. YES, Ninja, you DO have a huge cock. And lucky for me, you know how to use it.

So, there we go. Lets have anal now, k? Just take it slow.

No Period Sex, but I Got in a Good BJ

So Ninja really doesn't like doing me when I'm on my period. He'll give in and we'll get it on in the shower sometimes, and once in a while we'll have a quicky with my cup in, but he always shrugs and says he doesn't like the mess.

Now being on The Pill gives me a plenty predictable schedule, and I'm on the rag for about four and a half days during the week, so it's not all that inconvenient usually. But this past Wednesday he invited me over and, unknowing of my bodily functions, expressed his desire to fuck my brains out. I sighed and told him of the predicament, and he went completely crestfallen. He proceeded to grope and tease me just enough to satisfy his cravings without going all-out and getting messy. This turned me on ridiculously and also infuriated me. I wanted some loving but he wouldn't give in!

We were laying on his bed, he wanted to nap and I was working on some homework. He got my pants off and was doing all those things, I glued the wrong side of a paper I was working on and screwed up a bunch of stuff because I was all shaky from getting so horny. He apologized for distracting me and stopped. But NO I didn't want him to STOP, I wanted him to FUCK ME.

Or maybe if he wouldn't fuck me, I'd give him a blow job. To be honest, I was beyond that point. He brilliantly suggested (I think it was more of a direct order) that I suck him off, and I just about went mad. I wanted his cock in me, and I wanted him to (just like he said he wanted to!) fuck me 'til he couldn't move. But nnnnnoooo he still didn't get messy.

I protested his suggestion and in turn told me that the next time I wanted to blow him that he wouldn't let me. Damn. Off went the rest of the clothes!

I crept over to get in position (laying on his knees looking up at him) but he grabbed my waist, grinning. "Oh no, I want your ass up here." Uuummm never done this before! A passing thought of self-consciousness was dismissed when I crawled on top of him and held his cock in my hands. Seriously, guys. It's gorgeous. The first touch of my mouth always makes him moan, and it was all good from there.

The new angle was nice, and I used my whole body to bob up and down. He was going crazy, touching my ass and talking to me. Best thing ever. But I got tired. Sweat was pouring off me. "You're so wet, you're dripping on me," he said. Well unfortunately I don't know if he's into that sort of thing but being horny, and him seeing it manifest, just turned me on even more. Hope that doesn't count as mess...

He reached for my clit and I just about melted. I lost all concentration on the blowjob and fell on him while he stroked and fingered me. It was SO GOOD. And then he stopped, and the world came back, and I had his cock between my tits so I took it up again and was intent on finishing what I'd started. He gave me those lovely, primal tips, "oh don't stop, just like that," and soon enough he was telling me that he was cumming and he stiffened in my hands and I had a full mouth of jizz. I could feel him pulsing between my lips. Yessss, success.

Ninja was out of order for a while after that. Me, well, I was frothing I was so wet. I calmed myself, pleased to have given a successful BJ. I've been masturbating multiple times per day to make up for it. I still haven't seen him and now that I'm at the end of my period I deserve some good loving from him... but I guess I should do homework instead. I'm going to go for round 3 first.